Can't anyone drink plain old water anymore?
I'm not against water with lemon, but now it's getting out of hand:
1. "Can I get water with a bowl of lemons?" (A fucking BOWL???)
2. "Bring me a water with a bowl of lemons and limes." (Oh my god you should be shot)
3. "I'd like water with lots of lemon, lots of ice, and sugar packets" (Uhhh we do have something called LEMONADE! Oh that's right it wouldn't be free now would it...You need MORE sugar?? Are you fucking kidding me?)
4. "I need a water in a to-go cup, with lemon, oranges, straw and Splenda." (Yeah you just cost the company $2 for your free "fruit punch"!!)
2 comments:
Wha'samatta? You got attitude?? Remember the customer is always right. ;-))
People can be real jerks, can't they?
The trick is to let the customer "think" they are right..It's all mind games! lol
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