Bathroom break

Here's a post I've been thinking of for a while now...

WHY do a LOT of women turn into complete idiots and assholes when they use the restroom?? I've noticed this especially at work, of course.

Here are some examples of how women act like morons with no decency in the bathroom:

1. I go into the bathroom at work (which only has 3 stalls, by the way, and we're busy as hell) and there's a line of 3 women. I look under each stall for feet and there's only one being occupied...WHY oh WHY can't they look for feet?? I just don't understand it! I always look for feet! And I love saying to the dumb bitches in line "Um, the first one and the last one are open", which usually is followed by a "oh, really?" Oh my God.

2. I only have about 2 seconds to use the bathroom at work..Why do women think I'm not in line when I'm next and they try to cut in front of me?? Am I invisible just because I'm a fucking waitress who needs to pee?

3. I hate when they piss on the toilet seat. Yeah, I know that's gross, but I don't do it! I use this great invention hanging over by the toilet paper called TOILET SEAT PROTECTORS. And believe or not, they work! Hell, use 2 or 3 if you have to (yeah, just stuff those extra 20 you pulled out right the fuck back in there so no one will use them)..Just use them!

4. I won't even go into the tampon stories...

5. I've always wondered how the fuck does the roll of toilet paper become soaked all the way through, yet still in the holder?? Did it fall into the toilet and get put back on by some stupid fuck? Ewww...

6. Thanks to the whore that didn't tell me that there wasn't any more toilet paper in the one she just came out of!

7. Some women can't understand that if you turn on a faucet with your hand, it doesn't turn off by its fucking self! Yeah, we don't have that fancy automatic shit...so don't leave the water running you lazy bitch!

8. Nothing burns me up more than a woman saying to me when I'm in line "Can't you use the employee bathroom?" or "You guys need a bigger bathroom!" or (if I just happen to be their server..God I hate that..yes I washed my hands asshole you don't have to watch me to make sure that I do) "We'll need the check right away"...Umm can I take a piss first?? I am not a robot! Believe it or not, servers have bodily functions too!

9. I don't know about you, but I am not gonna talk to anyone on my cell phone while I'm sitting on the can..Apparently some women don't mind doing this.


I swear, women can be bigger pigs than men when it comes to the bathroom...